Old Bridge – Mostar, Derwent-Rexel soft pastel pencils on a large sketchbook.
This one is dedicated to Bob, for two reasons:
1. Being a man of (written) word, I bet he’d be among few who would read through this (longest so far) story of mine,
2. He demanded once: “I really like the way the red roofs complement the green in the surrounding trees. More like this please!” – So, here is more…
So, this one is for you Bob (and I duly expect one-up from you – Even if you didn’t like it…)
Now, this is an “Old Bridge” (Stari most) in Mostar, the city some 130 km south from Sarajevo, on the way to the Adriatic coast. Some photos and background info you can find here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stari_most
Still, I’ll emphasise some interesting facts and legends. The bridge was built, from 1557-1566, by Persian-born Ottoman Architect Hayrudin, upon the location of even older scary hanging bridge. The city derives its name from the bridge passing fee collectors called “mostars”. Hayrudin, according to legend, disappeared a day before its grand opening, due to fear of failure and certain death by Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent. Apparently he hadn’t seen it standing free of the formworks. He was never seen again. However, bridge stood another 437 years until, in the Bosnian war, Croat film-director/general, ordered its destruction. Exact replica was made after the war, and was re-opened in the summer of 2004.
Bob, keep reading…
With 30 m span and height of 24 m above the water, its thin arch was architectural wonder of the era. A hundred years later famous Ottoman traveller Ewli Chelebi in his 10-volume itinerary wrote: “I have been in every corner of 16 emperies and kingdoms, but I have never seen taller or more beautiful bridge!”
Ever since it was built it became a measure of manhood – if you are mature enough you should dive from its top to icy-cold water of Neretva River. BTW, Neretva has unique milky turquoise colour called “Neretva-blue”, and is one of the most beautiful rivers I’ve ever seen.
Mostar was a city of great witty people (three ethnic groups and three religions – Muslims, Catholics and Ortodox), who lived together without even knowing who was who (until 1991). It was famous for having distinguished figures living bohemian life-style, and constantly joking about life… Most famous of them were artists Ico Voljevica, Meha Sefić and Vasa Kisa.
Bob, are you with me?
Ico was a pretty ugly looking painter who, upon remark on his looks, stated: “I was born as a very beautiful baby – BUT THEY SWAPPED ME IN THE NURSERY!”
After the World War II, upon visit of a high-ranking Party official, who admired the bridge, Ico told him: “We are going to destroy the Old Bridge!” You can’t do that, said official, why would you do such a thing?” Ico replied: “TO BUILD AN EVEN OLDER ONE!” Little did he know that his prediction would materialise within 45 years…
Meha was a painter and café musician. Once in a pub someone accused him of collaborating with German occupying forces – because he was singing to their troops in the cafés. He said: “I did sing to them, but it was always OUT OF KEY!”
In those post-war days of communist rule it was punishable to tell political jokes. Vasa was prosecuted for telling one in public. In the court, just as judge proclaimed 2-month jail sentence for him, Vasa started laughing like hell. Judge warned him: “I’m warning you, you’ll get extra time for discontent of the court!” Vasa said: “Sorry your Honour, I really couldn’t help it… I JUST RECALLED ANOTHER ONE (political joke), AND BELIEVE ME, THIS ONE IS SO GOOD – IT’S WORTH AT LEAST 2 YEARS!!!”
These all are true stories. Those guys were all artists, as my father was, and being peers they were also good mates – so my dad knew them very well.
Bob thanks for reading it through. Congratulations. I hope it was worth it…
PS. My mom once said (reading very boring Joseph Heller’s “Something happened”) – “If he could write all that, then, I can read it.”
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tags: bridge | Mostar | old bridge | pastel | river | sketchbook























trebor61 4:22 am on October 2, 2009 | #
Wow! Ziza. That’s quite an effort and SO interesting. Thanks for the kind thought of dedicating this to me. I’m not sure if I could match this by returning the compliment – maybe one day in the future? Your painting is instantly recognisable. I love structures and bridges in particular. I felt awful when this one was destroyed in the recent conflict but was delighted when a replacement was put in place. I have, coincidentally, seen a documentary describing the rebuilding of this bridge. The film raised interesting points. It was decided that building techniques, as close as possible to the original, would be employed and that as much of the original bridge would be re-used. Pieces of the original structure were recovered from the river bed and laid out on shore where they were counted and catalogued. Only then, when missing pieces were needed, were new pieces sculptured. The technique, those ancients used, to join the massive blocks was very interesting. To keep them in position, iron dowels were inserted in holes opposite each other in adjacent blocks. The blocks were then pushed together but, as iron corrodes it expands, so tiny channels were left which ran from the edge of the joint to the place where the dowels lay. Molten lead was then trickled into this so that the ironwork was protected. Pretty clever our ancestors – eh!
Your stories about jocular comments are great. I’ll add these to my repertoire. The only joke, of a similar origin, I can recall goes like this.
Two East German guards were standing on the Berlin wall, looking wistfully at the bright lights twinkling in the west. “Are you thinking what I am thinking, Hans?” says one. “Yes”. is the reply. “In that case, I must arrest you!”
Thanks again – Bob
ziza 5:14 am on October 2, 2009 | #
Thanks Bob. I thought you could be the one to like it (at least the story). I’ll add a couple more. In the seventies, just before Tito died, there was the one which was spread mouth to mouth whispering:
1.
Q: “Do you know how Yugoslavia will be named after Tito dies?”
A: “No!?”
“Titanic!” (and the rest is history)
2.
Q: “How they are going to rename Tito’s street, when he dies?”
A: “I dunno…”
“Aha, so you are one of those who think it should be renamed!?”
3. Czechoslovakia
Early mornig two soldiers in American uniforms ride motor-bikes. The guy openes the window, and seeing the scene shouts: “Fridom! At last!”
The bikers reply (in Russian): “Nyet, nyet, maskenbal!” (carneval/masked dance)
4. Apparently a true story (Russia)
Khrushchev, after taking power, is visiting a “Kolkhoz”, after introducing new agrar reform. He askes a peasant what he thinks about the reform. He replyes repeating by-heart the official Governmental statements. Nikita sais: “No, no, I want to hear YUR OWN OPINION!” Poor guy replies: “Comrade Khrushchev, I DO NOT AGREE WITH MY (OWN) OPINION!!!”
5. Russia again.
The same president giving speach about Stalin atrocities. Someone from the crowd shouts: “Where were you?” (meaning why didn’t you do something about that?).
Nikita demands to see the guy: “Who said that?”. No reply. After repeating this question for several times (having heard no reply) he concludes: “Well comrade, I was (there) where you are now!!!”
6. Russia – joke
Three friends (from Moskow) graduate from the University. The first one is excellent, another is average and the third one just managed. Big ceremony of diploma awards is also where they get their job assignments. The first one gets Moskow and a 1000 Rubls per month.
He goes: “Thanks to Politburo, thanks to the Party, thanks to this great People who made it possible for me to study and achieve all this…”
The second one gets 500 Rubls and a post in Kiev. “Thanks to Politburo, thanks to the Party, thanks to this People who made it possible for me to study and achieve all this…”
The third one gets a 100 Rubls and Siberia…
“Thanks to Politburo, thanks to the Party, thanks to this People, AND THAKS TO CZAR NIKOLAY FOR SELLING ALASKA TO THEM AMERICANS..”
I have some more, but I think that’s enough for now. Those ones from my original tekst are the true stories as I mentioned…
Melinda Bilecki 8:57 am on October 2, 2009 | #
This is beautifully done! I tried drawing it as well if you feel like taking a look: http://melindabilecki.com/?p=266 Your version is much better. Makes me want to go there and see it up close!
ziza 9:05 am on October 2, 2009 | #
Thanx Melinda. I do like your version a lot. Belive me it’s worth seeing, but if you really want to visit, please contact me (ziza00@gmail.com) so I could direct you to see other, equally amazing sites!
trebor61 2:40 am on October 4, 2009 | #
Here’s another “old” joke for you Ziza. There once was a meeting between Nikita Khrushchev, General de Gaul and Harold Wilson (The Labour[socialist] Prime minister of the UK). Wilson offered the other two a cigarette from his case which was inscribed, “To H.W. from the Trades Unions”, “I can do better that that, “Said De Gaul,” who brought out a case inscribed “To the liberator from the Nazis from a grateful Marquis”. Not to be outdone Khrushchev brought out his case. It was inscribed, “To Nicholas from Alexandria”.
Mhuire 9:10 am on January 5, 2010 | #
Very beautiful work (yours and Hayrudins) Someday, I must go and see it by myself…
And now, excuse me. I’m still laughing at your jokes, guys!!!