A cousin of the nasty Dumpster Demon, the Trash Demon often dwells within kitchen waste baskets. Though it has been known to eat small children, it mostly sticks to just eating whatever is thrown in its can. Often, it is seen as more of a useful addition to any home, but can grow quite large after an extended stay in an american household.
Margie 3:27 pm on May 28, 2009 | #
if it can mop up the rare but disgusting “garbage water” that occurs in the kitchen trash can, I want one!
Sophie Brown 6:53 pm on May 28, 2009 | #
I always wonder if you’re publishing these because I want to buy them if so.
roseindigo 3:18 pm on May 29, 2009 | #
Seems to me that if the trash demon is as well fed in the USA as you say, at least it won’t be eating any small children. It only does that when it’s hungry.
offkilterart 7:25 pm on May 29, 2009 | #
It drinks down garbage water like a frat boy guzzles bud light at a football party. As far as children go, they should be safe, just don’t let them dig through the trash.
I’ve been told I should publish a collection of these. If I ever do I will let you know.
roseindigo 2:01 pm on May 30, 2009 | #
Well, it is a pretty clever concept, and maybe you should try publishing and see what happens???